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Happy Mar—Dammit! by Ray Printer Friendly

So it’s March. Believe it or not, I don’t have a whole lot to say about that. I mean, there’s St. Patrick’s Day, if you actually need an excuse to stay drunk all day. And there’s um…I’ll be honest with you—I still haven’t gotten a new calendar, so aside from St. Paddy’s, I got no idea what happens this month.

As far as what we have going around here, I’m a little unsure. I’ve got a story I’ve been working on, but it’s another one of those long bastards, which means it could either work out or fizzle out. I’ve got a couple of ideas for rants (yes, those are sometimes planned out, as scary as that thought seems), but nothing worth getting worked up about. I’m currently working on another Photoshop project for class, so I should have something to show you by Tuesday or Wednesday, if you were hoping for pictures of things instead of way too many words.

Trey’s out on a wonderful adventure for an unspecified amount of time, but if he gets back this month, I’ll try to hassle him about looking into the weird problem with extra punctuation in the comments. Until then, we’ll just have to either ignore the problem or try not to use apostrophes.

So, yeah. Happy March, Strangelanders.


UPDATE: Holy shit—according to the internet, we switch back to that no-good, shit-eating, baby-penguin-raping daylight savings time this month! There are not enough swear words to describe how I feel about this. Second Sunday in March. What bullshit. I hate politicians.

SECOND UPDATE: In case you're wondering about the title of this post, it's just because I couldn't think of anything better. I started writing it, and got sidetracked looking for March events. Upon discovering the time change, it went from "Happy March" to "Dammit." Sometimes I try to be clever, and sometimes I just try to get the first post up so that the screen won't be empty.


posted 3/01/08


Comments:
Entered By Trey From Sin City
2008-03-02 05:35:44

Who needs apostrophes anyway? Probably be back in a couple of weeks. Busy having a hellofagood road trip right now. Or maybe I\'ll just drive to Mexico and open up a discoteca.


Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-03-02 05:54:51

You go to Mexico, maybe I can join you down there to fulfill my life-long dream of getting thrown out of a donkey show. For rowdy behavior. Until then, enjoy your trip, amigo.


Entered By Diane From NH
2008-03-03 14:46:15

honestly ray i had never though of ASS being in classy in quite that way. thanks so much for that little bit of weird thinking.


Entered By Anonymous From Unknown
2008-03-04 01:13:25

I agree. Possibly my favorite headline to date.


Entered By Trey From San Fran
2008-03-05 18:58:41

Testing fixed comments. I'm I


Entered By Trey From San Fran
2008-03-05 19:38:39

fixing comments 3 I'm I"m I''m I""M I'am'


Entered By Anonymous From Unknown
2008-03-05 20:43:40

"Do quotes work yet?"


Entered By SamIAm From nowhere
2008-03-06 18:07:30

Im I'm I am How's that working out for ya? Sam I am, I am Sam! I LIKE green eggs and ham!


Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-03-07 05:58:07

This particular comments section has gotten very strange...



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