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It Was Worse Than You're Imagining by Ray Printer Friendly

You know that guy I bitch about who sits next to me? He came to class last time smelling like cat piss. And not just a little cat piss, either.

I'd write more, but I don't think anything else needs to be said about it.


posted 2/27/08


Comments:
Entered By Lauren From NH
2008-02-27 12:26:22

I have a friend that lives in a small, decrepit trailer, 2 kids, 3 cats. I love her to death but I can\'t step foot in that house cuz those cats have marked everything. It has to be one of the worlds worst odors. It penetrates everything.


Entered By D From home
2008-02-27 14:27:48

ok Ray, we all know how sweet and polite you are... but you might actually have to let loose on this guy and tell him what\'s up. ha ha i\'m sorry you are in this situation. that has to suck!!!


Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-02-27 14:48:48

Sweet and polite. Yep, that about sums me up.


Entered By Diane From NH
2008-02-27 21:50:31

I actually KNOW the woman Lauren speaks of. Rode by on the bikes once. Didn\'t get within 40 yards. She knew better. So here\'s my advice: Bring some of that totally annoying man-spray (like Axe) with you to school and if he sits next to you, spray him. Tell him you\'re allergic to cat piss and the man-spray counteracts it faster than Benadryl.


Entered By Ray From Austin
2008-02-27 22:17:41

I like where this is going, but I think pepper spray might work better. Why screw around, you know?


Entered By Dave Riley From Unknown
2008-02-28 03:35:35

Just aim the man-spray at his eyes. That way, you\'ll ruin his day and likely won\'t be arrested if you talk enough clever shit.


Entered By rik From Unknown
2008-02-28 18:34:43

Just piss on him. He will never sit by you again.


Entered By Leslie From Texas
2008-02-29 01:08:19

C\'mon guys. I guess I\'ll have to be the voice of reason here. Ray, remember when that cat peed in my new car when I was a senior in high school? According to the local wildlife guy douche is the only thing that actually kills the smell of cat pee. Granted, you might get some weird looks while buying a case of douche bags, but hey, sometimes you have to sacrifice. Just load up on Massengill and spray the inconsiderate douche bag (sorry, couldn\'t resist.) Or piss on him (good call, Rik.) That\'d be funny too.


Entered By Diane From NH
2008-03-03 14:44:07

Our sister, Leslie. The voice of reason. And she\'s the smart one. You know what I think would be funny? Show up almost late to class with a box of Massengil and, without saying a word, just put it in front of him. Then walk to your computer and sit down. This whole scenario could be an SNL skit. Except Chris Farley died, so they don\'t have a fat guy on there anymore, do they? So maybe not so much with the SNL thing...



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