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A Return to Wonder by Jesse Printer Friendly

The phone rings, and I say Hello? And they say Hello. And I say Hello. Oh, can you hear me? Of course I can, I say. I'm not deaf.

And I say, How can I help you sir? And she says, I'm a woman. And I say... Of course you are.

And so I tell her, Thank you for calling my limosine service. What can I do for you? And she tells me, I need a limo service, and I say, Man, you called the right place.

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But really could you imagine how awesome it would be to be deaf and answer the phone? But I mean, if someone's there to hear it. Cause if a deaf guy answers the phone, y'know as a joke, and there's no one there to hear it... Is it still a joke? Or is it just sad?

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Hulwo?


Comments:
Entered By Ray From Austin
2007-12-13 05:13:11

It seems wrong to laugh, and not just because laughing whiskey out your nose burns like a wicked bitch. That said, if I ever get a dog, I'm totally naming it Hulwo.


Entered By Jesse From Austin
2007-12-13 08:05:02

I had a dog named Hulwo
never came when I called
in training he proved he was no good at all he'd stay when we go say heal and he'd maul only trick he could do
was lick dead bobo balls.


Entered By rik From Unknown
2007-12-13 18:26:45

How pretty. And gross.



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