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Interns by Dave Riley Printer Friendly

Recently I transferred my website to a different host. I wasted the better part of a day performing tedious secretarial tasks—time I should have spent being a creative genius. Then it occurred to me that most modern-day creative geniuses employ assistants; therefore, I should hire an assistant. Then it occurred to me—I was on a roll—what I really needed to do was accept an intern. You can browbeat them into working for free, then they'll delude themselves that you're providing them with a rare and tremendous opportunity by allowing them to deal with your shitwork. Plus you're elevated in peoples' eyes from an irritable loser schlub into a selfless upstanding mentor.


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