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Vacation Begins by Ray Printer Friendly

I'm off to start my vacation, kids. I'll have your First-Of-The-Month Quotes and your intro to July posted tomorrow, but after that you'll probably be on your own for about a week.

There's sandwich stuff in the fridge, along with sodas (only one per day, though--I'll know if you had more). Also, the emergency numbers are all up by the phone.

Leave the camcorder alone, and no parties!

No, wait, I forgot where I was for a second. Eat the food, drink the sodas, and party all you want. Liquor cabinet is unlocked, and so is the gun cabinet. Really, though, don't forget where those emergency numbers are. Poison control is at the top of the list.


posted 6/30/07


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